May 22, 2012

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Pat Hazell

Pat Hazell

An actor and comedian is performing what he calls a salute to Americana in central Iowa this week. Pat Hazell, one of the original writers on TV’s “Seinfeld,” incorporates iconic Midwestern stories of fruity Jell-o, bad Halloween costumes and terrible family vacations into a one-man show called “The Wonder Bread Years.”

“It’s not my life story but sort of our life story as a generation,” Hazell says. “It isn’t really a plot-driven thing, it’s just a happening, you know? The idea is supposed to be that we try to shoot a bull’s eye into the Baby Boomers’ memories and take them back to that time where — not an age of innocence but sort of before you realize there are things to be afraid of.”

Hazell first appeared on the “Tonight Show with Johnny Carson” in 1989 and has been on with Jay Leno six times. While he’s an Omaha native, Hazell says he built the show around common denominators so that people from California, New York and any other state can relate.

“I don’t mention my age in the show, I don’t actually say I grew up in Omaha,” Hazell says.

“If I stay clear of that stuff, I find that people look at me, hear the content and think, I grew up near them, I’m from their neighborhood, I knew somebody they knew because they trick-or-treated the same route.” Hazell uses slides from his own childhood during the show to prove his points — including snapshots of a Colonel Sanders Halloween costume and a family vacation to the Four Corners. He also incorporates a host of authentic props in his act, including toys from decades past that might be considered health hazards today.

They include Clackers — two large marbles suspended from a string that “clack” and rebound, sometimes taking out teeth — and Jarts, large plastic and metal darts that were thrown in a yard game — which could end in human impalement. “They were both, Jarts and Clackers, were banned by eBay as dangerous objects and it really amused me,” Hazell says. “I went to Yahoo and some guy was selling the stuff, Jarts, with some kind of a disclaimer, just so he wouldn’t get sued for selling projectiles or something.”

The show is at the Civic Center of Greater Des Moines’ Temple Theater through Sunday. For details, visit www.civiccenter.org or www.pathazell.com.

UNI Panthers turn back the clock in NCAA tourney

Twenty years after winning their first NCAA Tournament game on a late three pointer the U.N.I. Panthers did it again with a 69-66 victory over U.N.L.V. in the opening round of the Midwest Regional in Oklahoma City.

Ali Farokhmanesh drilled a three pointer with 4.9 seconds remaining to earn a hard fought victory. The Panthers rallied from an eight point deficit in the opening half and eventually led 58-49 in the second half before the Runnin’ Rebels roared back to tie the game in the final minute.

That set the stage for Farokhmanesh as the Panthers snapped a string of four straight first round losses. He says it felt good all the way through as he says Johnny Moran made a great ball fake to get him open and then made a great pass. Farokhmanesh says hitting the game winner is something you live for when you have played basketball this long. He says once the ball came to him, he was going to shoot it no matter what.

Farokhmanesh finished with a game-high 17 points, including five of nine from three point range.

U.N.I. coach Ben Jacobson says Farokmanesh hit big shots throughout the game and once they got settled in they played well. He had been concerned about a lengthy layoff since the end of the Missouri Valley Conference Tournament. Jacobson says the experience is more important than the 10 day layoff. He says UNLV just got done playing, so they were in rhythm, but he says the experience of his team was important.

The Panthers improve to 29-4 and advance to Saturday’s second round, Jacobson says it’s like the conference tournament in some ways, as you have one day off and come back. He says when they play their game, they are pretty good.

The Panthers will play top ranked Kansas. The Jayhawks beat Lehigh 90-74.

Cedar Rapids drug dog finds big stash of pot

Cedar Rapids police dog Marco.

Cedar Rapids police dog Marco.

A police dog is getting credit for a big drug bust in Cedar Rapids.  Marco and his handler, officer Al Fear, were conducting a routine check at various businesses this week when Marco “hit” on a garage.

Officers obtained a search warrant and found over 500 pounds of marijuana in the garage.

Police spokesperson Sergeant Cristy Hamblin says the K-9 is trained to sit and wait for a reward when the dog sniffs out illegal drugs.

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Attorney General asks for help to keep mortgage hotline running

Iowa’s Attorney General says a program that helps people who can’t pay their mortgages is going run out of its own money in a few months if action isn’t taken. The Iowa Mortgage Help Hotline began in 2008 to help people in the state who were in danger of foreclosure on their homes in the wake of the mortgage crisis.

Attorney General Tom Miller says a majority of the funding for the hotline comes from the federal government and it’s on course to run out by June. Miller says the federal government money is dwindling as the overall funds go down and more states have set up operations to use the money. He says it will take between $750,000 and one-million dollars between June and January when they think additional federal money may be available. Miller is asking state legislators to take action to supply money for those six month.

Miller says he’s discussed legislation that would allow the Iowa Finance Authority to take some money from their trust fund to go toward the hotline. He says they’ve also talked with congress and federal official about additional money. “We need to find money somewhere,” Miller explains.

The line is long for agencies and programs seeking more state funding from legislators, but Miller says this can be done without impacting the state budget. “We’re not asking them at this point for their money, the general fund dollars that are so scarce,” he says, “at this point we’re merely asking them to authorize the Iowa Finance Authority to use some of the money in a trust fund that’s developed over time for these kinds of purposes to be used. If there are additional dollars available in the legislature, certainly this is an important cause as well.”

Loan servicers and lenders benefit from the program when loans are modified and they are able to get more money than if a foreclosure takes place, and Miller was asked if they might chip in some money. “We’ve thought about trying to seek some money from them, and that’s still a possibility,” Millers says, “I think the problem is the sort of perceived conflict if they’re funding a program that’s really representing the homeowners. But we haven’t ruled that out, particularly if we get really desperate.”

Miller does not know exactly how many home foreclosures may’ve been stopped by the program. But he says it doesn’t appear the need is over, as the hotline is getting an average of 20 calls a day seeking information. Miller says many of the calls now are fueled by people who have lost their job and are trying to keep up with their mortgage. He says they have dealt with many of the mortgages that were a result of the “worst practices of the mortgage” companies in 2006 and 2007.

The program has had 9,000 applications for help thus far. If you are in need of mortgage help, you can call: 877-622-4866, or go on-line to :www.iowamortgagehelp.com.

New twist on proposed texting ban

There’s a new twist proposed for the bill that would make it illegal to send text messages while you’re driving in Iowa.

Legislators who’ve been working to draft a bill that can win both House and Senate approval have decided lawmakers should stipulate that you may only be pulled over and charged with the crime of texting while driving if police suspect you’re breaking another law, too — like speeding.  Senator Bill Heckroth, a Democrat from Waverly, says that change weakens the bill.

“Because now I can be doing any texting. As long as I’m not swerving, I can get by with it, you know, and that concerns me,” Heckroth says. 

Heckroth supports the compromise, though. ”As you know, in this process, it’s progress before perfection and I think we’ll still have a tremendous impact on safety on the roads,” Heckroth says. 

The compromie plan that could be debated by the House today would prohibit adults from both sending and reading texts while driving.  It would ban most teenagers below the age of 18 from using any hand-held device while they’re driving. Senator Jeff Danielson, a Democrat from Cedar Falls, says the penalties in the bill are stiff.

“That’s why I think this will improve public safety because people will now have a disincentive — both financial and personal disincentive to pick that phone up and engage in this behavior,” Danielson says.  “We’ve made sure that when that happens, Iowans will get justice.”

 Under the bill, a person who violates the texting ban and causes an accident with serious injuries will face a $500 fine and their drivers license will be suspended for 90 days.  If the accident causes a death, the driver guilty of texting behind the wheel would face a $1000 fine and they’d lose their drivers license for five months.