Legislator raises eyebrows with racy farwell speech

An outgoing state Representative raised some eyebrows during her racy farewell speech in the House. Representative Sandra Greiner, a republican from Keota, said she’s learned allot during her 54 years — and wanted to share a bit of that wisdom.Greiner said at her age, “getting a little action” means she doesn’t “need a laxative.” She says “getting lucky means that when I go to the mall, I can still find my car in the parking lot.”One of Greiner’s female colleagues blanched at this bit of Greiner wisdom. She said not shaving your legs won’t provide enough stubble to hold up silk underwear if you’re also wearing silk panty hose.But Greiner’s most outrageous comment of all involved a joke about a rectal thermometer, which Greiner billed as a stress reliever. Greiner says the instructions for the thermometer say “that every Q-Tip rectal thermometer is personally tested by our employees.” Greiner says you can thank God you “don’t do quality control for Q-Tip.”